Good heavens, what a calamity! The crypto market, once so buoyant and full of promise, has taken a most precipitous tumble, leaving even the most steadfast investors in a state of utter dismay. More than £3 trillion has vanished, as if spirited away by some mischievous imp, and the once-proud Bitcoin, Ethereum, and XRP are now wallowing in the depths of a most unseemly sell-off. 😱
Bitcoin’s Fall from Grace: A Market Cap in Tatters
Bitcoin, that darling of the digital realm, has suffered a most unbecoming decline of 7.32% in the past day, now languishing at a mere £85,566. Its market cap, once a towering £1.70 trillion, has shrunk like a timid wallflower at a ball, while trading volumes have surged to £96 billion, a sure sign of panic among the ranks. 🥴
Ethereum, too, has not escaped this financial tempest, falling 7.54% to £2,799, and poor XRP has tumbled 7%, now trading at a paltry £1.97. The contagion has spread to the altcoins, with BNB and Solana also suffering most grievous losses. 🙈
DrProfit, the Oracle of Woe
Enter DrProfit, a gentleman of most peculiar foresight, who, with an air of smug satisfaction, predicted Bitcoin’s fall from its lofty perch of £125,000 to its current humbled state. Weeks ago, he proclaimed the bull market’s demise and set his sights on £90,000 as the first marker of doom. Now, with that level breached, he warns that the worst is yet to come, much to the chagrin of hopeful traders. 😏
A Short-Term Glance at Bitcoin’s Predicament
On the daily chart, Bitcoin finds itself in oversold territory, a position it has not occupied in nine long months. History suggests a brief respite may be in order, but let us not deceive ourselves-a full recovery is not on the horizon. The last time such a scenario unfolded, Bitcoin enjoyed a fleeting bounce before plunging to new depths in the ensuing weeks. 😢
At present, £85,000 stands as a critical support level. Should Bitcoin close below this mark, it risks a further descent to the £75,000 to £77,000 range. And if that bastion falls, DrProfit’s ominous £60,000 target may well come to pass. 🌪️
A modicum of relief may be found as traders take profits on their short positions, but unless Bitcoin can reclaim the £92,000 to £94,000 resistance, the bears shall reign supreme. Oh, the folly of it all! 🤦♀️
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2025-11-21 07:37