So there I was, scrolling through Telegram at 3 a.m., wondering why my crypto was lazier than my ex’s gym routine, when suddenly-voilà! The TON Wallet dropped an “Earn” feature that turns your digital coins into little blockchain minions. Partnering with DeFi wizards Morpho and TacBuild (who, let’s be honest, probably work in a basement lit by LED strips), they promise up to 18% on USDT, 3% on ETH, and a “meh, 2%” on BTC. All while you binge-watch Succession reruns. Andrew Rogozov, CEO of TON Wallet and possibly a Bond villain in disguise, claims this is “democratizing DeFi.” Sure, darling. Next they’ll say blockchain is “just like a group chat, but with more jargon.” Still, if you’ve ever wanted your crypto to earn its keep instead of just mocking your life choices, here’s your sign. Just don’t blame me when your wallet starts judging your Starbucks habit.
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