🚨 “Machine Gunfire” & Bitcoin: A Reckless Love Story 🚨

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Mayer, an ardent bitcoin (BTC) apostle and investor, reminisced about the precarious tightrope walked by entrepreneurs backing ventures like Bitpay in 2013. “The specter of a five-year jail sentence loomed over anyone daring to own a money transmission business,” he noted wryly, referencing the U.S. regulatory quagmire of the time. Notably, Trace Mayer, the indefatigable Roger Ver, and the visionary Peter Thiel of Founders Fund, collectively fueled Bitpay’s growth with a $510,000 seed investment, despite the ominous legal clouds.

Ethereum to $10K? Pectra Upgrade Sparks Crypto Frenzy! 🚀

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The Pectra upgrade, a beacon of hope for Ethereum enthusiasts, is tentatively set for April 30, 2025. Core developers, those unsung heroes of the digital age, have confirmed the date, barring any last-minute hiccups. With Ethereum hovering around the $2,000 mark, experts are whispering of a breakout that could catapult the asset to stratospheric heights. 🚀

Nigeria Accuses Binance of Helping Terrorists in Money Laundering

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Alhaji Mohammed Idris, Nigeria’s Minister of Information, had a little chat on Thursday and said they found some “evidence.” Evidence? Really? Sounds like they just stumbled upon a few suspicious transactions while scrolling through their accounts. “Oh look, a transfer to a guy named ‘Terrorist Joe’—must be Binance’s fault!”

Reclaiming their crown, pacifist Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 player beats the whole RPG as “Merciful Henry”: 1,741 strikes blocked, 472 knockouts, and zero kills

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Approximately two months following its debut, a player named hamfinity has disclosed on the r/kingdomcome subreddit that they have finished the game without causing harm, continuing the narrative of the Merciful playthrough. The post states, “Becoming medieval Batman was one of my most enjoyable gaming experiences while playing Kingdom Come: Deliverance for the first time.” The user further explained, “Given the combat was being tweaked from patch to patch in the game’s early release, I opted to shun the designated weapons and instead adopt a full-fledged Batman approach.