Tokenized Treasurys: The 2026 Cash Cow or Crypto’s Latest Ponzi Scheme? 🚀

According to CoinShares’ 2026 Digital Asset Outlook, the tokenized RWA frenzy of 2025-led by US Treasurys, because nothing says “trust” like turning government debt into a digital collectible-showed “strong growth.” Onchain Treasurys doubled from $3.91 billion to $8.68 billion, while private credit nearly doubled too, climbing from $9.85 billion to $18.58 billion. A veritable feast for investors, or a prelude to a crash so dramatic even the stock market will roll its eyes. 🤷♂️

Unveiling the Wackadoodle Web3: Pioneer Forces of 2026 🤯🌍

Oh, so that’s the plan, isn’t it? According to Gate Ventures, it’s been divining the future and has found that, brace yourselves, five quirky frontier forces are about to upend our oh-so-delightful digital life. First up, we’ve got real-time information aggregators for on-chain markets. Picture this: a bunch of lonely data points suddenly find love and form one giant, cohesive unit. Now that’s a start.

Crypto Partnership?! 🙄

Apparently, they’re trying to get more people to use USDC – on Bybit, of all places! For “spot, derivatives, and payment products.” Like we didn’t have enough ways to move money around. It’s all just… layers. Layers of complexity. And what’s with the “smoother” deposits and withdrawals? Was it that bad before? 😤 I mean, a little friction builds character!