XRP Miracle? Madman’s Gambit Shocks SEC!
Then, as if summoned by Mephistopheles himself, a most curious apparition materializes in the court filings! A certain Justin W. Keener, no doubt a fellow with eyes that gleam with revolutionary fervor (or perhaps something less savory), has submitted an “emergency request.” He claims to possess “decisive evidence” – evidence, mind you, that will not only exonerate Ripple but also… gasp… liberate the American people! One shudders to imagine the nature of such potent knowledge. He mumbles something about investment contracts. Is it madness? Is it genius? Or is it simply… Tuesday? 🤷