Gemini’s Cosmic Yawn: KBW Shrugs at Crypto’s New Star đŸš€đŸ’€

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Ah, the illustrious KBW, with its keen eye for the obvious, has deigned to grace Gemini Space Station (GEMI) with its attention. A “market perform” rating, they say, as if the stars themselves tremble at such wisdom. A $27 price target? How generous! Analyst Bill Papanastasiou, in a moment of profound insight, notes that Gemini remains unprofitable. 🧐 Shocking, I know. And its valuation, discounted compared to Coinbase? Well, who could have foreseen such a thing in the wild, unpredictable world of crypto?

Assassin’s Creed Mirage’s Valley of Memory Launches on November 18th, Adds 6 Hours of Gameplay

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Ubisoft says the new Valley of Memory update will add around six hours of new gameplay and story to *Assassin’s Creed Mirage*. This story takes place before the end of the main game and follows Basim as he investigates rumors that his long-lost father might still be alive in AlUla. During his search, Basim will uncover the threats facing the AlUla valley and learn that his father, though alive, is currently missing.

Alien: Earth Has These 5 Big Challenges to Meet if Season 2 Happens

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Although a second season of *Alien: Earth* hasn’t been confirmed, the creator, Noah Hawley, wants to continue the show, particularly after the first season’s cliffhanger ending. Season one left several mysteries and storylines unfinished, and a potential season two could provide satisfying answers. While the first season wasn’t perfect, a second season is highly anticipated and could resolve five key unanswered questions.