ILV Goes Parabolic: Crypto Degenerates Flock to Illuvium’s Sudden Soap Opera

Our plucky hero, Illuvium (ILV)-having once flirted alarmingly with the indignity of irrelevance-rallied to a sprightly $23.65, having ascended a dizzying 160% from recent doldrums. Trading volume, not to be outdone, staged its own insurrection: a 3,200% leap to $344 million, making its market cap look like it left its trousers at home at $124 million. The kind of numbers that would make even the Bank of England spill their breakfast tea. ☕








