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According to CoinMarketCap, the digital phoenix known as Cardano soared by over 2% in the past 24 hours, outpacing the broader cryptocurrency market, which only managed a modest 0.96% gain. The Relative Strength Index (RSI) of Cardano ascended from 40 to 46, escaping the dreaded oversold territory and easing the sell pressure. This was akin to a prisoner finally breaking free from the chains of despair. 🤝 Chains, you say? In this case, they were metaphorical, but no less real.

The Trump crew continues its love affair with tariffs, because nothing says “we’re watching you” quite like a 50% tax on goods from India. This move, titled “Addressing Threats to the United States By The Government of the Russian Federation,” (try saying that five times fast) hikes the existing 25% to a whopping 50%, all because India likes Russian oil a tad too much. Who knew oil could cause so much fuss?

Resistance levels: $0.37 – the glass ceiling with a crack, if only buyers could muster the strength to push through.

In his August 6 masterpiece of doom and gloom, he did a deep dive (like scuba-diving into the abyss deep) into Dogecoin’s price history, revealing that we’re officially breaking records – a Guinness World Record for “Most Days Below Peak.” First cycle? 1,200 days. Second? 1,126. And now? Over 1,550 days – a new milestone in what might be the world’s most overachieving slump.

Apparently, these cybercriminals thought, “Hey, Aave’s deposits tripled since August 2024? From $18 billion to $60 billion? Let’s crash this party and steal the punch bowl!” 🥳→🤦‍♂️ Yes, Aave, you’re the belle of the DeFi ball, but with great TVL comes great responsibility… and great phishing attempts. 🐟