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The fallout, my dear reader, shall not be confined to the stuffy halls of traditional markets. Crypto assets, those high-risk darlings of the digital age, shall likely face the guillotine of investor fear. As the masses flee to safer holdings, volatility shall reign supreme, and sell-offs shall dance like courtiers at a masquerade ball. 🎭💰

According to their September 8 disclosure, Metaplanet dropped $15.2 million on 136 BTC, paying roughly $111,666 per coin. Because nothing says “I’m a serious investor” like spending six figures on a digital coin. 🪙💸

Ah, the eternal dance of progress and pecuniary dreams! Grayscale, with a conspicuous flair for timing, has dispatched to the august halls of the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission an S-1 parchment-the very scroll that beseeches the gods of regulation to bless a new marvel: a Chainlink (LINK) ETF. Imagine, dear reader, a world where … Read more

Mark your calendars, comrades, for the 17th of September, when the Federal Reserve’s FOMC meeting shall convene. There, the high priest of monetary policy, Jerome Powell, is expected to wield his sacred scissors and snip the rates. A gesture, perhaps, but one that comes long after the other central banks have already danced to the tune of 88 global rate cuts. Europe, four times; the Bank of England, three; the Bank of Canada, twice. Even the Swiss, ever the pragmatists, have retreated to the safety of 0%. Yet, the Fed, like a bear emerging from hibernation, moves with glacial slowness. 🐢✂️