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- In a riveting display of parental pride, Bankman-Fried’s parents graced the airwaves to proclaim his innocence, arguing that, in their world, all FTX customers are getting their money back with interest, as if they were handing out candy on Halloween.
- However, critics, like the wise old man who warns against the wolf in sheep’s clothing, point out that recoveries are calculated in 2022 dollar values. So, while nominal payouts might look good, the crypto holders are basically receiving a lovely bouquet of wilted flowers instead of fresh ones.
- The parents’ charming defense, claiming that Alameda’s use of customer funds was merely “routine borrowing,” clashes with the new regulations that have popped up like mushrooms after rain-a politically charged plea for mercy that Donald Trump has so far waved off like an annoying fly while Bankman-Fried appeals his sentence.
Barbara Fried and Joseph Bankman, the proud parents who raised a crypto titan, took to CNN to argue that no customer cash was lost, making it sound as if they were talking about misplaced car keys rather than billions vanishing into thin air.
“The money was always there,” Bankman declared, puffing out his chest during a weekend chat with CNN’s Michael Smerconish. “These were very profitable companies with billions in extra assets.” Because who doesn’t have a few billion lying around?
The timing of this heartfelt defense isn’t just a stroke of luck; it’s strategic. With the FTX Recovery Trust preparing to distribute about $2.2 billion in its fourth payout, bringing total recoveries to a staggering $10 billion, you’d think they’d be throwing a party, complete with balloons and cake.
“Everybody has been made whole with 18 to 43 percent interest,” Fried asserted, sounding like a banker trying to sell you a used car, minus the charm.
All distributions, however, are in good old U.S. dollars, fixed to the asset prices from the November 2022 bankruptcy filing when bitcoin was flirting with a miserable $16,800. FTX’s descent into chaos in late 2022 sent shockwaves across the industry, leaving investors feeling like they had just stepped off a rollercoaster that went wildly off track.
Since then, bitcoin has been on a wild ride, soaring to over $126,000 during the fall of 2025 and now hovering around $69,000-way above those sad late 2022 prices. But alas, an FTX customer with one bitcoin receives the dollar value of that claim from 2022, plus some interest, not the sparkling current price. The estate is offering roughly 119% of a claim that was frozen like a popsicle in a heatwave.
Sunil Kavuri, the FTX creditor representative, has publicly scoffed at this rosy narrative, stating firmly that “FTX creditors are not whole.”
FTX Bankruptcy recovery rates in real crypto terms
FTX creditors are not whole
9% to 46%: Real crypto terms recovery, but likely lower in reality when crypto prices were higher at 143% paid
Also seen on CT some:
1) Protect known scammers/liars/fraudsters
2) Attack those helping…– Sunil (FTX Creditor Champion) (@sunil_trades) November 2, 2025
The parents’ argument also runs counter to the regulatory framework that sprouted up after the collapse, like weeds in a neglected garden. Bankman described transferring customer funds to sister company Alameda Research as business as usual, akin to sharing your lunch with a friend who forgot theirs.
“They were borrowed by Alameda from FTX,” he said, as if trying to justify a game of financial tag. “Alameda acted like everybody else, putting in money and borrowing money.” If only we could all borrow money like that without any consequences!
Should this line of reasoning hold water, it would legitimize the mingling of customer assets with a proprietary trading firm-the very practice that new rules in Hong Kong, the E.U., and proposed U.S. legislation now frown upon like a strict teacher catching students passing notes.
Fried went even further, daring to label the prosecution as “essentially political” and claiming the Biden administration has orchestrated a grand scheme to obliterate crypto. The implications are as juicy as a ripe peach on a summer day.
This political framing ties neatly into a broader cry for clemency toward President Donald Trump, as Bankman-Fried continues to cheerlead White House policy from behind bars, posting on social media like a kid waving a banner at a parade.
Smerconish pointed out a delicious tidbit: Judge Lewis Kaplan, who presided over SBF’s criminal trial and sentenced him to a staggering 25 years, is the same federal judge who oversaw E. Jean Carroll’s case against Trump-oh, the irony! The family surely didn’t miss that connection.
When asked what she would say to Trump, Fried, with the fervor of a mother defending her child, hailed her son as “one of the most brilliant, talented young men of his generation,” insisting he would be “an enormous benefit to the economy” if freed-because who wouldn’t want a convicted felon running around boosting the economy?
But alas, that door seems to be shut tighter than a clam, at least for now.
Trump himself, in a January chat with the New York Times, ruled out a pardon for Bankman-Fried, even as he has shown mercy to other crypto figures, including Silk Road founder Ross Ulbricht and former Binance CEO Changpeng Zhao. It appears Bankman-Fried’s chances are about as slim as a pencil in a toolbox.
With his appeal still hanging in limbo, facing stiff opposition from prosecutors who have brushed off his claims of political bias, the saga continues. What a spectacle it is!
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2026-03-23 07:56