Ah, Pi crypto, that slippery little digital devil—it’s been crashing harder than my dreams of early retirement, now loitering near its rock-bottom low of $0.3983 after two months of freefall. If only it could blame gravity like the rest of us. 😩
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Now, the technical side is where things get cheeky—Pi’s cooked up a massive double-bottom pattern at $0.3983, with a neckline flirting at $1.6640 from its May high. It’s like the chart’s saying, “I’ve hit rock bottom, but watch me bounce back with style!” The MACD is playing coy with a bullish divergence, teetering on crossing above zero—always a classic move that could spell trouble for the bears. And let’s not forget the falling wedge pattern, that trusty reversal signal screaming, “Time to flip!” So, if Pi breaks out, $1 is the next pit stop, and who knows, maybe it’ll charge up to $1.6640. Just don’t hold your breath; crypto’s as predictable as a cat on a hot tin roof. 😼
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2025-07-30 23:30