Scaramucci: Trump Killed CLARITY Act, Crypto in Chaos – Thanks, Donny!

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So, Anthony Scaramucci, the guy who lasted about as long as a snowball in hell in the Trump White House, is now telling us the CLARITY Act is deader than a stand-up comic’s career after bombing at an open mic. Thanks, Donny! The Mooch predicts the crypto market will be choppier than a salad bar at a vegan convention for the rest of this administration. Great.

Apparently, The Mooch knows a thing or two about Trump’s White House, which is like saying I know a thing or two about chaos. He claims his 11-day tenure was a “violent disagreement” fest. Shocking, right? Trump not listening to people? Who would’ve thought?

“I was in violent disagreement with the President about certain things. He doesn’t like listening to people. He likes them listening to him. It’s a big problem in the current war,” Scaramucci told BeInCrypto. Well, duh.

3 Reasons the CLARITY Act is DOA (Thanks, Trump)

The Mooch gave us a three-course meal of reasons why crypto legislation is going nowhere faster than my New Year’s resolutions. Bitcoin’s at $66k, down 45% from its high. Thanks, 2025, you’ve been a peach.

First, Trump launched meme coins before his inauguration and made $600-$700 million. Because nothing says “presidential” like pocketing crypto cash. Now, even crypto-friendly Democrats are like, “Nah, we’re good.” The Mooch calls it a “big sour taste.” More like a mouthful of week-old sushi.

“I don’t see anybody that is against the President that’s going to allow him to have a win in cryptocurrency policy right now.” – Anthony Scaramucci. Shocking, I know.

Second, Trump’s Greenland obsession. Threatening a NATO ally? Smooth move, Donny. Now lawmakers are as supportive as a wet noodle. Great job, buddy.

Third, the $200 billion Iran campaign. Because nothing says “focus on crypto” like a unilateral war. Thanks, Congress, for not being notified. Real professional.

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60 Votes? Good Luck, Chuck

The Mooch says getting 60 Senate votes is like finding a unicorn. The CLARITY Act passed the House, but the Senate’s stuck on stablecoin yields and political drama. Surprise, surprise.

Miss the midterm window? Crypto regulation’s dead until 2030. Layer-1 tokens like Solana, Avalanche, and TON? Stuck like a bad first date. DAT companies? Hammered. Bear market? You bet.

But hey, The Mooch is still bullish on Bitcoin long-term. $1 million per coin? Sure, why not. Generational wealth transfer? Sounds about right. For now, it’s chop city, baby.

If the CLARITY Act passes? Face-ripping rally. If not? More chop. Thanks, Donny. You’ve really outdone yourself.

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2026-03-31 15:21