Well, butter my biscuit and call me confused! The Democrats, those stalwart defenders of all things regulatory, have suddenly found their pitchforks and are pointing them squarely at the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC). Why, you ask? Because the SEC, that mighty watchdog of the financial world, has decided to tuck its tail between its legs and drop its long-running lawsuits against Ripple and a few other crypto miscreants. 🏃♂️💨
Apparently, this retreat has the Democrats clutching their pearls, claiming it’s a blow to investor protection and the credibility of U.S. markets. I mean, who knew the SEC’s credibility was hanging by such a crypto thread? 🧵💔
A Letter Sharper Than a Crypto Crash
In a letter that’s about as warm as a tax audit, Democratic lawmakers have given SEC Chairman Paul S. Atkins a proper dressing down. They accuse the Commission of throwing in the towel on perfectly good crypto cases because, gasp, the crypto industry has been flexing its lobbying muscles. 💪💼 And let’s not forget those sweet, sweet political donations. It’s almost like they’re suggesting the SEC is playing a game of “pay-to-play.” Shocking, I know. 😱
The Ripple lawsuit, a saga longer than a Bitcoin transaction confirmation, was the poster child for the SEC’s “regulation by enforcement” strategy under former Chair Gary Gensler. But as of December 22, it’s officially kaput. RIP, Ripple lawsuit. 🪦
Since January 2025, the SEC has dropped or closed at least a dozen crypto-related cases, including those against Binance, Coinbase, Kraken, and, of course, Ripple. Coincidence? The Democrats say, “Not on your life!” They’re convinced it’s all thanks to the crypto industry’s deep pockets and even deeper lobbying efforts. 🤑🤝
Take Coinbase and Kraken, for example. Both had cases where courts agreed the SEC had a point about securities violations. Both survived motions to dismiss. And yet, both were dropped in 2025 because the SEC apparently decided it was time for a “reform.” Sure, Jan. 🙄
But the real kicker? The SEC’s handling of the case against Justin Sun, the Tron founder. The allegations against him were as solid as a blockchain, backed by civil litigation and settlements with celebrity promoters. But in February 2025, the SEC asked to pause the case for settlement talks. Why? Well, Sun’s been throwing money around like it’s confetti, including tens of millions into White House-affiliated crypto ventures. The Democrats are waving red flags, warning that this looks about as independent as a cat on a leash. 🐱🚩
The letter sums it up nicely: “The SEC’s case was not speculative or marginal-it was built on a rigorous investigation that resulted in detailed allegations of systematic securities violations confirmed by judicial rulings and co-defendant settlements. No adverse rulings or negative developments had impaired the SEC’s position prior to the stay.” In other words, they had a slam dunk and decided to sit on the bench. 🏀🤦♂️
So, there you have it. The SEC is backpedaling, the Democrats are fuming, and the crypto industry is probably popping champagne. 🍾 What a time to be alive. 🌍🤡
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2026-01-16 22:37