What one should pretend to care about:
- BONK has pirouetted a dazzling 4.65% upwards—dashing to technical support faster than a butler with sherry.
- The mercurial 20-day exponential moving average is flirting with the clouds and the RSI is scandalously optimistic, implying those bullish types are throwing quite the soirée.
- Resistance abounds at $0.00002389 and $0.000026—doubtless guarded by men in monocles—while dazzling breakout targets up to $0.000041 have party-goers buzzing. 🍾
Dearest BONK, that Solana-based memecoin with all the subtlety of a champagne cork at midnight, has staged a comeback so abrupt and theatrical it could only be described as V-shaped. Up 4.65% to $0.00002202—who needs subtlety when you have volatility?
This performance followed a most distressing tumble to $0.000020 on the 9th of July at 15:00 UTC, whereby institutional hands, with all the decorum of a footman steadying a wobbly tray, rushed in to stabilize things before auntie fainted.

The most splendid fireworks erupted between 02:00 and 05:00, July 10—BONK soared from $0.000021 to $0.000023, accompanied by such a roar of trading volume it likely startled the neighbours. Bravo, darlings!
CoinDesk Research, armed with their battery of indicators and an appetite for drama, declares the technical stage is still positively bullish.
The audacious 20-day EMA is trending upward and the RSI, that tireless party guest, remains defiantly positive. Bulls, apparently, are circling the punch bowl victorious. And now, for the coup de grâce—a “golden cross” is threatening to waltz onto the dance floor, as the 50-day EMA eyes the 200-day EMA with all the promise of a scandalous rendezvous. 😉
As for the future: should BONK burst past the $0.00002389 resistance, there’s every chance the bulls will gallop all the way to $0.000026—completing a double bottom and unlocking VIP access to the $0.000041 rally. Mind the velvet ropes, darlings; resistance persists within $0.00002577–$0.00002840.
Technical Analysis Divertissements
- V-shaped spectacle: From a ghastly $0.000020 to an almost respectable $0.00002202, up 4.65%. 🎭
- Current pullback: Hovering, ever so nervously, near $0.00002128, down 5.95% somewhere—possibly in a smoky back room.
- Support zone: $0.000020—solid as a drinks cabinet at a Coward drawing-room comedy.
- Resistance: $0.00002389 (gatekeeper), $0.000026 (aristocrat), $0.00002840 (the penthouse suite).
- Breakout aspirations: Anything above $0.000026 and we’re off to $0.000041—if, of course, we manage a double bottom without tripping over our own feet.
- Indicators: 20-day EMA strutting upward, RSI treating itself to another martini, golden cross all but ready for its debut between 50-day and 200-day EMAs.
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