tag without repeating it in the body. Images must stay in place. First, I’ll start with the title. The original title is “Sui Plans Private Transactions For 2026, Mysten Labs Co-Founder Confirms”. Need to make it clickbaity and under 100 characters. Maybe something like “2026: Sui’s Privacy Scheme & Other Tales of Blockchain Chivalry! 🎭” That’s 85 characters. Checks out. Next, the body. The original text is about Sui adding private transactions, quotes from the co-founder, and market reactions. I need to translate this into Molière’s style. Use archaic and elevated language, add rhymes if possible, and inject humor. For example, refer to the blockchain as a “grand ledger” and use terms like “pray, observe” or “quoth the co-founder.” Sarcasm could come in when discussing the promise of privacy in 2026, maybe implying skepticism. Emojis should be used sparingly, perhaps after punchlines or to highlight absurdities. I need to maintain the structure: paragraphs, blockquote, headers, and images. The headers in the original are “Private Transactions Are Coming To SUI In 2026” and “SUI Price: Rally Or Dead?” These should be rewritten in a similar elevated style. Maybe “Private Transactions: A Grand Spectacle for 2026!” and “SUI’s Price: A Tragi-Comedy of Errors?” The quotes from Abiodun should be paraphrased in a Molière-esque manner, using dramatic language. The market reactions can be framed as a debate between optimists and skeptics, perhaps as a comedic contrast. Images need to stay in their original positions. Since the user said not to use tags, I’ll ensure that the tags are untouched. I should also check for any color styles or tags and avoid them. The humor and sarcasm can be achieved through word choice and phrasing rather than formatting. Finally, ensure the title is in the tag and not repeated as a header. The original title is not in the body as a header, so the new title should follow the same structure. Let me piece this together step by step, making sure each part is transformed appropriately while maintaining the HTML structure and requirements.End of Thought (17.71s) 2026: Sui’s Privacy Scheme & Other Tales of Blockchain Chivalry! 🎭

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Lo! The illustrious Adeniyi Abiodun, co-founder of Mysten Labs and keeper of Sui’s product, didst proclaim that private transactions shall grace their ledger in 2026. “Forsooth,” quoth he, “without privacy, mass adoption is but a dream, and regulators shall smite us if we tread too boldly!” 🤭

Upon the digital town square known as X, Abiodun cried: “Private transactions approach! Stay tuned!” And lo, the Sui account didst reply, “2026 shall be a year of mirth and mystery!” 🎉

Private Transactions: A Grand Spectacle for 2026!

In a moving picture, Abiodun lamented: “A transparent ledger? Fit only for voyeurs! Privacy is the rose that must bloom ere the mob shall gather.” He added that prior restraint was owed to “sensitivities” and the fragile hearts of businesses. 🌹

Private transactions on Sui

2026 shall be a carnival! 🤹

– Sui (@SuiNetwork) December 30, 2025

“Nay,” he declared, “privacy shall not be a trinket sold to the highest bidder! It shall be woven into the very fabric of Sui, like a nobleman’s crest upon his doublet!” 🧵

He spoke of “protocol primitives,” a phrase as grand as a royal decree, claiming all wallets shall partake in this feast. “Even Slush, that humblest of vessels, shall partake!” 🥣

“Users,” he proclaimed, “shall guard their secrets like a miser hoards gold, sharing only with trusted souls. Forsooth, the blockchain’s prying eyes shall be averted!” 👀

Though cryptic as a court intrigue, he hinted at tools for enterprises, “for their desires are as complex as a minuet.” 🕵️

SUI’s Price: A Tragi-Comedy of Errors?

Michaël van de Poppe, seer of crypto’s court, cried: “Behold! SUI’s treasures swell, and Walrus grows like ivy! When fortune smiles again, SUI shall reign!” 🏆

Yet Nebraskangooner, the jester, mocked: “Resist! Resist! For SUI is but a jester’s coin, soon forgotten.” 🤡

At press time, SUI traded at $1.44, a sum neither princely nor pauper’s fare. 🪙


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tag without repeating it in the body. Images must stay in place.</p> <p>First, I’ll start with the title. The original title is “Sui Plans Private Transactions For 2026, Mysten Labs Co-Founder Confirms”. Need to make it clickbaity and under 100 characters. Maybe something like “2026: Sui’s Privacy Scheme & Other Tales of Blockchain Chivalry! 🎭” That’s 85 characters. Checks out.</p> <p>Next, the body. The original text is about Sui adding private transactions, quotes from the co-founder, and market reactions. I need to translate this into Molière’s style. Use archaic and elevated language, add rhymes if possible, and inject humor. For example, refer to the blockchain as a “grand ledger” and use terms like “pray, observe” or “quoth the co-founder.”</p> <p>Sarcasm could come in when discussing the promise of privacy in 2026, maybe implying skepticism. Emojis should be used sparingly, perhaps after punchlines or to highlight absurdities.</p> <p>I need to maintain the structure: paragraphs, blockquote, headers, and images. The headers in the original are “Private Transactions Are Coming To SUI In 2026” and “SUI Price: Rally Or Dead?” These should be rewritten in a similar elevated style. Maybe “Private Transactions: A Grand Spectacle for 2026!” and “SUI’s Price: A Tragi-Comedy of Errors?”</p> <p>The quotes from Abiodun should be paraphrased in a Molière-esque manner, using dramatic language. The market reactions can be framed as a debate between optimists and skeptics, perhaps as a comedic contrast.</p> <p>Images need to stay in their original positions. Since the user said not to use tags, I’ll ensure that the <img/> tags are untouched.</p> <p>I should also check for any color styles or tags and avoid them. The humor and sarcasm can be achieved through word choice and phrasing rather than formatting.</p> <p>Finally, ensure the title is in the <title> tag and not repeated as a header. The original title is not in the body as a header, so the new title should follow the same structure.</p> <p>Let me piece this together step by step, making sure each part is transformed appropriately while maintaining the HTML structure and requirements.End of Thought (17.71s)<br /> <title>2026: Sui’s Privacy Scheme & Other Tales of Blockchain Chivalry! 🎭

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