Oh, look who finally decided to sprinkle some chaos into the crypto circus-Tether’s CEO Paolo Ardoino 🎩🚀 announced they’re slapping together a “fully open-source Wallet Development Kit” this week. Because nothing says “trust us, we’re professionals” like letting randos on the internet tinker with financial nuclear codes. 🤡💥
Yes, kids, you too can now build your own “secure” wallet with features like “non-custodial control” (read: “lose your seed phrase and kiss your life savings goodbye”) and a DeFi module that’ll let you “lend,” “swap,” and panic-hold USDT while the blockchain burns. 🔥💸 Bonus points for the “multiple mnemonic backup options”-great for when you forget where you wrote your 12-word password on a napkin. 📝💣
Apparently, the goal is to “expand self-custody access for mainstream users.” Translation: We want your grandma to lose her retirement savings too. 🎯👵
Don’t worry, Paolo-your open-source utopia will either democratize finance or become a hacker’s buffet. Either way, popcorn is ready. 🍿🔪
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