Thumzup Media (yeah, who comes up with these names, right?) has decided they’re too cool for just being media moguls. Now, they’re putting on their crypto glasses and aiming to be the finance wizards of tomorrow. And guess who’s leading the charge? A bunch of techies and… Donald Trump Jr. So, here’s the lowdown: they’ve got a plan as adventurous as a summer holiday – with dogecoin mining, a juicy $50 million stock offering, and a chest overflowing with digital assets. 🎩💫
Thumzup to Rule the Doge-Nation
Meet Thumzup Media Corporation, backed by none other than Donald Trump Jr. – because, why not throw some star power into the mix? They’re aiming to be Canada’s (ooh, scratch that – North America’s) big-dog (pun absolutely intended) in dogecoin mining. After snapping up $2 million worth of bitcoin like last season’s sunglasses in January 2025, they decided that wasn’t enough and totally fancied up with a $50 million stock offering. It’s all about that mining infrastructure and crypto-stashing life now!
Central to their big leap into the unknown is snatching up Dogehash Technologies. This company is literally swimming in mining rigs (2,500 active, 1,000 more on order – they do love a good backlog!). Imagine their office, filled with these fancy mining rigs; it’s almost like a futuristic zoo.
Now, these guys aren’t just about DOGE. No, they’re diversifying like an overenthusiastic trader – picking up ETH, SOL, LTC, XRP, and USDC along the way, partnered with Coinbase Prime (because they have the secret vault). They’re tickling every digital asset’s fancy and thinking about their place in the big-brothering crypto world. CEO Robert Steele sees this as a delicious opportunity – “seizing leadership in a market” that’s projected to double quicker than a KitKat commercial in coming up. 📈
With a bit of cash on the side, a shiny Nasdaq listing, and a strong handshake from institutions, Thumzup seems to believe that mining DOGE and treating their treasury like a digital asset party could catapult them straight into the big-league billionaire club of digital assets. 🚀
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2025-09-06 09:27