Ah, the eternal dance of the traders on Binance, caught in a frenzy as if the very stars conspired to crown XRP king of the crypto jungle. The numbers, they say, are shouting from the depths-long positions are nearly triumphant, like a grand army outnumbering the skeptics who cling to their shorts with the desperation of a man clutching the last piece of pie. According to the oracle known as CoinGlass, the long/short ratio is no mere trifle, but a mighty 3.05 to 1, as if every three souls who dream of riches hold fast against a single voice of doom.
And lo, among the great traders themselves, the ratio climbs further into the heavens-3.67! It’s as though the wise have joined the chorus, singing long positions louder than ever. Truly, if enthusiasm were currency, the Binance halls would echo with gold coins and laughter. 🤑
$4 next?
One might imagine XRP, like a persistent suitor, attempting to woo the price higher, having already flirted with the $3 mark on a fine Thursday. It sprung from $2.69 on September 1st with the grace of a hopeful gazelle. At press time, $2.99 stands-almost a kiss away from the elusive $3.01 daily SMA 50, a barrier more stubborn than a village elder refusing to pass the salt.
And our dear analyst Ali, the soothsayer of these charts, foretells two possible fates: either a gallant leap past $3.05 followed by a triumphant charge to $3.60, or a humble bow backward to $2.80 before mustering courage to retest $2.90, eventually aiming for that $3.60 prize regardless. One might say $3.60 is the dress rehearsal and $4 the grand performance-whether the crowd applauds or boos, who can say?
Oh, the romance of numbers! CoinGecko reminds us that XRP has soared 468% over the year, ascending from a modest $0.50 near the dawn of November 2024. The bulls dream on, perhaps a bit overzealous, but hey-if hope were a hedge fund, these traders would all be millionaires by now. 😏
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