You Won’t Believe What This Guy Said About “Fake Money” and Bitcoin! 🤯💰

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So picture this: Robert Kiyosaki, the guy who wrote Rich Dad Poor Dad-yeah, the book your uncle pretends to have read-goes off about Bitcoin like it’s the second coming of Elvis. He says it’s downright criminal that kids are being brainwashed to slave away for inflationary monopoly money while ignoring the shiny digital gold called Bitcoin. 🕵️‍♂️💸

“Poor people are poor because they have no idea what real money is. And so our academic system, you know, my poor dad, professors, they indoctrinate and they train kids, young people even today to work for fake money.”

Yeah, he flipped the script hard: “Go to school, get a job, save money like a squirrel hoarding nuts, and then shove it all into some 401(k) filled with… garbage.” Class dismissed, cash grab accepted. He dropped this gem on a podcast with Bitcoin Collective’s own Jordan Walker. 🎙️💥

Robert Kiyosaki ranting about money madness

Now, Kiyosaki doesn’t tiptoe around-no sir! He goes full Mel Brooks villain mode on central banks, calling them “criminal organizations” and throwing the “Marxists” insult like a pie at a bad movie. According to him, every time these banks print money, the rich get richer, and the rest of us get the bill. 🍿🥧

“So every time you print money, you print this fake stuff here. Guys like me get richer, but the poor middle class get poorer.”

Just to spice things up with some cold, depressing math: from 2000 to 2005, if you held $1,000, inflation devoured almost half its worth-like a financial monster from a bad horror flick. The Fed promised 2% inflation, but since 2021, it’s been more like, “2.9%? Nah, try 3.2%,” raising prices faster than a New York hotdog vendor on a busy day. 🌭💨

Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s been playing the role of the cool kid-up over 900% in five years, vaulting from a humble $11,670 to a mind-blowing $117,200. Take that, fiat! 🚀🤑

Robert Kiyosaki Wishes He Had More Than 60 Bitcoin (and Who Can Blame Him?)

Our hero took his sweet time figuring Bitcoin out (proving even smart guys need Google sometimes). He bought in at $6,000 and now proudly hoards 60 BTC, worth about $7 million. Not too shabby for a dude who admits to telling himself, “Why didn’t you buy more, asshole?” Classic human stuff. 🤦‍♂️💎

These days, he’s stacking oil, gold, silver, Bitcoin, and Ethereum like a casino dealer with chips. In April, he even predicted Bitcoin would hit $1 million in the next decade-because why not dream big? 🌟

Of course, he’s no blind optimist. He once warned that gold, silver, and Bitcoin might all “bust,” at which point he’d go full hoarder on those same assets. Talk about commitment issues.

And watch out for ETFs! He calls them “paper assets,” fragile as a melodramatic soap opera plot, vulnerable to a bank run yet “the easiest way” for retail investors to dip their toes. So, buy ’em carefully, folks! 🎭💼

Countries Getting Roasted by Inflation

Turns out, Kiyosaki’s not just yelling into the void. Inflation, especially the hyper kind, is like a vampire draining your wallet dry. 🧛‍♂️💸

In Venezuela, people are using stablecoins like Tether (USDT) as their daily bread because inflation’s devouring their money at a 229% rate. Earlier this year, a dollar got you 51.95 Venezuelan Bolívar; now it gets you 161.74. Talk about a bad exchange rate-feels like you’re shopping at a cosmic thrift store! 🌪️

Meanwhile, the Bitcoin Standard author, Saifedean Ammous, predicts that investors will flock to the US dollar and Bitcoin like it’s Black Friday. And Raoul Pal from Real Vision joins the rally, urging crypto and NFT hoarding to dodge the exponential currency debasement apocalypse. 🛡️💥

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2025-09-18 09:52