Well, butter my biscuit and call me a blockchain believer-Ethereum’s Fusaka is rollin’ into town next week, and it’s bringin’ more blobs than a frog-jumpin’ contest in a swamp! 🌊🐸 PeerDAS, or as I like to call it, “Peer-to-Peer Data Hootenanny,” is fixin’ to make data as accessible as a pie at a church social. Hallelujah!
Fusaka: The Blob Space Savior 🦸♂️
Mark yer calendars, folks, ’cause on Dec. 3, Ethereum’s Fusaka hardfork (that’s Fulu-Osaka for them fancy types) is gonna kick the blob space bottleneck right in the britches. Anthony Sassano, the cryptocurrency sage with a Twitter account, reckons this is just what Ethereum (ETH) needs, ’cause it’s bustin’ at the seams like a Thanksgiving turkey after dessert. 🦃🍰
The current blob target on Ethereum is 6 blobs per block, and the network’s fuller than a politician’s promise.
Fusaka, comin’ Dec. 3rd, aims to stretch them blobs like taffy at a county fair with PeerDAS.
Though they’re rollin’ out blob increases slower than molasses in January, lest they overload the…
– sassal.eth/acc 🦇🔊 (@sassal0x) November 25, 2025
Now, as it stands, Ethereum (ETH) can only handle six blobs per block-Binary Large Objects, or as I call ’em, “Bunches of Lumpy Oddities.” But once Pectra hits the mainnet, that cap’s gettin’ raised slower than a sloth on a Sunday. 🦥
This transition’s gonna be gradual, mind you, ’cause nobody wants to see the Ethereum network throwin’ a hissy fit like a toddler in a toy store. The first fundraiser’s comin’ Dec. 9, just six days after Fusaka. Mark it with an X, or a blob, whichever you prefer.
PeerDAS, the star of this show, is like a bouncer at a blockchain nightclub-makin’ sure data’s available without makin’ you download the whole shebang. No more luggin’ around the entire blockchain like it’s a sack of potatoes! 🥔
As U.Today previously yapped about, PeerDAS is the belle of the ball for the Ethereum (ETH) ecosystem post-Pectra. It’s supposed to unclog the scaling bottleneck faster than a plumber with a plunger. 🛠️
Full Rollout by Jan. 7: Blobs Galore! 🎈
The second “Blob Parameter Only (BPO)” fork’s comin’ Jan. 7, and it’s bumpin’ the blob count per block to 14-that’s a 133% jump, folks! Ethereum (ETH)’s gonna be blob-richer than a prospector who struck gold. 🏆
The community’s buzzin’ like a beehive ’bout the Fusaka rollout, followed by more BPO forks in 2026 and a 200% gas limit boost. They’re sayin’ it’ll be a shot in the arm for EVM L2 adoption, though I reckon it’s more like a shot of moonshine-strong and a little wild. 🌕🥃
And hold onto yer hats, ’cause in late 2026, Fusaka’s gettin’ a makeover with Ethereum Gloas-Amsterdam, a mega upgrade with 25 EIPs. “Glamsterdam,” they’re callin’ it, and it’s supposed to cut Ethereum (ETH)’s block time by 50%. That’s faster than a jackrabbit on a date! 🐇💨
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