I picture the Walmart-sized vault nestled somewhere in an abandoned strip mall, filled not with gold bars but with humming computer chips and the faint scent of burnt coffee-my financial future scented like yesterday’s latte. All thanks to a man who says, in essence, “Put your nest egg in ether-assuming your nest egg doubles as a Vegas scratch ticket.”
So remember, kids: diversify precisely the way you diversify toppings on a frozen pizza. One day you’re sprinkling pepperoni; the next you’re staring down a lawsuit because someone confused anchovies for alpha. May your keys remain unlost and your roller-coaster buckled. 🎢🪙
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