XRP? Seriously?! 🤯

Okay, so, XRP. Right. This Nature’s Miracle company-and it’s *Miracle* in quotes, let’s be real-they want to use it for…everything. Payments, gaming, travel, food. EVs. EVs! What is this, a fever dream? It’s like they saw every buzzword and just threw it at a wall. I swear, these people…

Nature’s Miracle Explores XRP Deployment in Multiple Daily Consumer Activities

So, Nature’s Miracle…Holding Inc. (OTCQB: NMHI – you gotta love the ticker symbol, very…legitimate). They had a virtual investor conference? As if *that’s* not the breeding ground for bad ideas. Aug. 8, 2025, by the way. Like, they planned this out? They had a meeting to discuss using crypto for…drinks? I need a minute. It’s an “over-the-counter equity market” which, honestly, already sounds concerning. They said:

NMHI seeks to be a leader in deploying XRP in day-to-day activities including gaming, drinks, travel, food and EV sales.

A leader? A *leader*? In using crypto for stuff? That’s…a goal? It spans “corporate treasury, payments, loyalty rewards…” Oh, joy. More points systems I’ll never understand. More steps to buy a coffee. Fantastic.

And get this- a $20 million XRP “corporate treasury program.” Twenty million dollars! Into *this*? What could you do with twenty million dollars? Build a decent deli! Fix potholes! Instead, it’s…XRP. They also have a non-binding pre-order for a thousand electric vehicles. Non-binding! That’s the key! Of course. It’s potentially worth $100 million, which is a whole other level of delusion. And then they want to “digitally mine” through gaming and social media? 🙄 It feels…convoluted, right? It feels *wrong*.

Nature’s Miracle…they grow things. Agriculture tech. And now, suddenly, they’re crypto pioneers. James Li, the CEO, explained:

We see not only the long-term investment value of XRP but also the tremendous potential to utilize XRP in the real-world application.

“Real-world application.” What does that even MEAN? Like using it to buy fertilizer? Is that the groundbreaking use case? Oh, and they want “collaborations with consumer-oriented companies.” A sports drink company? XRP?! I’m starting to think this is performance art. It’s just…a lot. A lot of effort to make something needlessly difficult.

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2025-08-11 03:28