Ah, the theater of the markets! The bulls, those stubborn creatures, are clawing to keep the coins in their verdant pasture, yet, as always, there are rebels in this financial ballet, as whispered by the oracle CoinMarketCap. 🌱🐂

ETH/USD: A Tale of False Breaks and High Hopes
Behold, Ethereum (ETH), the prima donna of altcoins, has pirouetted upward by 1.18% in the last 24 hours. A modest rise, you say? But in the world of crypto, every step is a drama! 🎭

On the hourly stage, ETH attempted a grand jeté past the local resistance of $4,666, only to stumble back. A false breakout, they call it. But fear not, dear spectators, for if the daily curtain falls near that mark, a price explosion to the $4,700-$4,750 zone may yet grace us with its presence. 🎆

In the grander act, neither bulls nor bears claim dominion. The price of our dear altcoin lingers far from the key levels, like a protagonist lost in the second act. The bulls, those eternal optimists, will only dare to dream of an upward march if the $4,783 mark is breached. 🧐

From the midterm vantage, the buyers remain the maestros of this market symphony. Should the weekly bar close at current prices, growth may continue its crescendo to the $5,000 area. Ah, $5,000-a number that dances in the dreams of many, like a mirage in the desert of volatility. 🌴💰
As the clock strikes now, Ethereum trades at $4,633. Will it rise to glory or falter in the shadows? Only the market, that fickle mistress, knows for sure. 🕰️🤔
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