Oh, what a whimsical waltz the SEC Chair Paul Atkins is dancing! 🧙♂️ By year-end, he’s planning to unveil an “innovation exemption” so shiny, it’ll make your eyes sparkle like a chocolate factory in a hurricane! 🍫 The agency is busy scribbling fresh digital-asset rules, shelving Gensler-era enforcement cases like they’re yesterday’s bread, and forming a task force so modern, it’ll make your grandma’s knitting needles jealous. 🕵️♂️ They’re shifting from regulation-by-enforcement to “clear guardrails” that’ll speed compliant launches faster than a squirrel on a caffeine rush! 💸 But will it make the U.S. the king of crypto? Only time (and a few more lawsuits) will tell… 🧠
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