tag, not repeated in the body. Also, retain all images, add humor and emojis. First, the title. The original title is “Crypto for Advisors: Kevin O’Leary talks Crypto Strategy”. Need something snappier, with a touch of Phoebe’s humor. Maybe something like “Crypto, But Make It Entertaining: Kevin O’Leary’s Surprisingly Sassy Take on Digital Gold 🚀”. Let me check the character count. That’s 99 characters. Good. It uses an emoji and has a sarcastic twist. Next, the image. The original has an image with a specific source. I need to keep that in place. So the tag stays as is, no changes. The content. The original starts with a newsletter intro. Phoebe’s style would be more conversational, maybe addressing the reader directly. Use phrases like “Ah, crypto. The Wild West of finance…” to add that sarcastic, witty tone. Looking at Kevin O’Leary’s sections. He called Bitcoin “garbage” in 2019. Phoebe’s style would mock that a bit, maybe something like “Oh, how the mighty have scrambled…” to add humor. Use emojis like 🚮 to emphasize the garbage comment. Regulation section: “Talking Regulation” can be rephrased as “Regulation: The Boring Bit Everyone’s Suddenly Horny For 📜”. That’s humorous and in her style. Add some emojis for flair. Picks and Shovels section: Phoebe might use a metaphor like “picks and shovels” but make it more relatable, maybe compare to a gold rush with a modern twist. “Own the Picks and Shovels” could stay, but add a line like “It’s like investing in the shovel sellers during a gold rush, darling.” with a 😎 emoji. Building the portfolio: Use phrases like “Portfolio Building for the Crypto-Curious (or Desperate)” with a wine emoji 🍷. Sarcastic advice on diversification. Where Coins Belong: Maybe rephrase as “Where Do Coins Even Go?” with a confused emoji 🤷♂️. Add humor about having too many crypto positions. Treasuries and Leverage: Use “Treasuries and Leverage: Because Gambling Isn’t Illegal Enough” 💸. Sarcastic take on leverage risks. The Investor’s Mindset: “Crypto Investor’s Mindset: Be Cool, Not Clueless” 🧠. Emphasize not predicting prices but owning the space. Ask an Expert section: Leo Mindyuk’s Q&A. Phoebe’s style would add humor to the questions. For example, the “access” question could be phrased as “Access: It’s Not Just a Handbag Brand, Darling 💼”. Use emojis in the answers to keep it light. Throughout, sprinkle emojis to match the tone. Use phrases like “Buckle up, buttercup” or “Welcome to the circus” to add that sarcastic, humorous edge. Avoid markdown, use HTML tags as in the original but rephrase the text. Check for all images retained, no tags, no color styles. Ensure title is only in tag and not repeated as a header. Keep the structure but inject Phoebe’s witty voice. Make sure the humor and sarcasm are consistent without overdoing it. Also, check that all original content points are covered but rephrased with flair.End of Thought (28.07s) Crypto, But Make It Entertaining: Kevin O’Leary’s Surprisingly Sassy Take on Digital Gold 🚀 What to know: You’re reading Crypto for Advisors, CoinDesk’s weekly newsletter that unpacks digital assets for financial advisors like you’re some sort of high-rolling Wall Street wizard. Subscribe here every Thursday if you’re feeling *extra* brave. 💼 In today’s edition, Kevin O’Leary – yes, *that* Kevin – spills the tea on his crypto evolution. Spoiler: He once called Bitcoin “garbage” and now wants to marry it. We’re all just here for the drama. 📜 Then, Leo Mindyuk of MLTech answers your crypto questions because apparently, adults still need a bedtime story to sleep at night. 🌙 – Sarah Morton, Probably Drinking Coffee and Judging Your Portfolio Rethinking Crypto Investing: Looking Beyond Digital Assets (Because NFTs Aren’t Enough) From Garbage to Gold: Why Crypto? In 2019, I called Bitcoin “garbage” 🚮. Why? Back then, crypto was a dumpster fire with a side of chaos. No rules, no cops, just a bunch of dudes in hoodies yelling “decentralization!” at 3 a.m. Now? It’s *sophisticated*. Governments are finally learning to Google “regulation.” Remember the “Wild West”? Cowboys made millions riding the volatility wave like it was a TikTok trend. But here’s the twist: Crypto’s still a toddler in a tuxedo. Adoption? We’re barely past the “I think I want this” phase. 🤷♂️ Talking Regulation (Yawn) Regulation: The boring bit everyone’s suddenly horny for. 📜 Institutional money? They’re still sipping crypto through a tiny straw. Imagine if they just *gulped*. But noooo, we’re stuck waiting for senators to stop arguing over whether Bitcoin is a “coin” or a “token.” Bitcoin ETFs? Canada started it, the U.S. copied (shocking). The GENIUS Act? Guaranteeing stablecoins are backed by USD. Groundbreaking. Meanwhile, the Senate’s “digital asset market structure bill” is about as clear as a TikTok conspiracy theory. Everyone’s just praying for a regulatory green light so we can all scream “MOON!” again. 🚀 Own the Picks and Shovels (Or: How to Profit Without Caring) Listen, darling. If you’re investing in crypto, stop obsessing over coin prices like it’s a high school crush. Own the *infrastructure*. Exchanges, data centers – the stuff that makes money whether crypto soars or crashes. Think of it as being the bartender at a crypto rave. 🍸 I’m in Bitzero (clean energy for mining – very woke), WonderFi (Canada’s top exchange), and Coinbase (because everyone needs a hobby). These platforms are where the magic happens. And if BTC tanks? I’m still sipping margaritas. 🍹 Building Your Crypto Portfolio (Without Crying) Crypto’s 20% of my portfolio. Not because I’m brave, but because I’m *bored* of normal money. Diversify? Sure, but not by buying every meme coin. Invest in companies that *support* crypto. Think of it as buying the stage, not the band. 🎸 Where Coins Belong (Spoiler: Not in Your Wallet) Once had 27 crypto positions. Now? Just BTC, ETH, and stablecoins. BTC is digital gold, ETH is my side hustle with a yield. Stablecoins? For when I need to feel *normal*. 2.5% each, wrapped ETH because I like “monthly yield” – said no one ever at a dinner party. 🤭 Treasuries and Leverage (AKA: How to Not Lose Your House) Companies are buying BTC with leverage like it’s free money. Me? I’m leveraging 30% max. Call me a bore, but I’d rather not cry into my caviar if BTC tanks 50% overnight. 🐟 The Crypto Investor’s Mindset (aka: Chill Out) Crypto’s volatile. Get over it. Own the space – the coins, the infrastructure, the whole chaotic circus. Don’t predict prices. Just profit. Simple. 🤹♀️ – Kevin O’Leary, Entrepreneur and Investor (aka: Mr. Sarcastic) Ask an Expert: Because Google Isn’t Enough Making Sense of Crypto Investment Models: What Access Means (And Why You Should Care) Q: What’s “access” in crypto? And why should I care? A: Access isn’t just a VIP pass, darling. It’s how you *get in*. Buy tokens on exchanges? DeFi protocols? Managed funds? Each has rules, risks, and varying levels of “wait, did I just lose $10K?” Own a private wallet? Congrats, you’re your own bank (and IT support). Use a managed account? Hope you trust the “professionals.” Choose wisely – crypto’s a minefield with better emojis. 💣 Q: What strategies exist besides HODLing? A: Buckle up, buttercup: Delta-Neutral: Hedge everything like you’re scared of commitment. Minimal drama, steady returns. 🥱 Market-Neutral: Arbitrage like a Wall Street wolf in sheep’s clothing. Uncorrelated returns? Yes, please. 🐺 Long-Short Quant: Bet big, cry bigger. Volatility’s your middle name. 😭 Smart Beta: Rules-based, like investing for robots who hate surprises. 🤖 Q: How do I choose the right strategy? A: Ask yourself: Are you a thrill-seeker or a scaredy-cat? High-risk? Trade like a maniac. Low-risk? Let AI do the work. And for the love of God, pick a strategy that doesn’t involve losing sleep. 😴 – Leo Mindyuk, CEO & CIO, ML Tech (AKA: Crypto Whisperer)