CoinDesk Indices
Oh, dear reader, behold the monstrous farce that is CoinDesk Indices, where they parade the daily follies like a bureaucratic inspector reviewing the noses of the market! Ah, what a spectacle: leaders and laggards in this CoinDesk 20 farce, each asset performing its absurd dance. 🤡
The CoinDesk 20, that whimsical creature, crawls at 3608.8, slinking downward 2.0
Not a single one of these 20 vagabonds dares trade upward-perish the thought! They all bow to the gravity of their own folly.
Leaders, you say? Ha! SOL stumbles at -0.9
Ah, but remember, comrades, this CoinDesk 20 is a broad scam, traded on platforms across regions, as if bureaucracy could ever save these sinking ships. 🍻
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