Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Marxist Mayors: Kiyosaki’s Wild Ride 🚀

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Let’s talk about Robert Kiyosaki, the man who wrote a book titled Rich Dad Poor Dad and now thinks Bitcoin (BTC) and Ethereum (ETH) are the financial equivalent of a life raft in a tsunami of socialism. Spoiler: the raft has holes. But hey, better a leaky raft than a Marxist mayor, right? 😬

Kiyosaki, ever the prophet of “people’s money,” has taken to X (formerly Twitter) to urge investors to buy crypto like it’s the last bag of chips at a party. His logic? Well, he says BTC and ETH are “real financial education.” I’m guessing the syllabus includes memes, volatility, and the ability to panic-sell at 3 AM. 🚨

America is becoming ‘Marxist’

According to Kiyosaki, New York’s new socialist mayor, Zohran Mamdani-a man who wants the city to own grocery stores and regulate rent-is proof that America is “losing freedom, democracy, and capitalism.” Or, as I call it, finally realizing that letting corporations run everything is a terrible idea. But sure, let’s blame crypto bros and Marxist mayors instead of, y’know, the actual problems. 🙄

Kiyosaki, with his 3 million followers (people who probably think “financial education” is just a fancy term for buying NFTs of cats), insists we all need to protect ourselves. From what? A Marxist mayor? A collapsing dollar? The inevitable robot uprising? He never specifies. But he did predict BTC could hit $180,000 by year-end. Because nothing says “financial wisdom” like betting your house on a digital ledger. 🏠➡️🚀

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2025-11-06 00:33