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The crypto world, a fickle lover, found itself in a tizzy Monday as the Bank of Japan’s governor, Kazuo Ueda, dropped a bombshell hinting at a rate hike. The result? A BTC plunge so sharp, it could’ve cut your finger. 📉💸
It’s like watching a tornado tear through a candy store-$430 million in altcoin liquidations, ZEC dropping 20%, and ENA/TIA taking a dive faster than a goldfish in a hurricane. 🧨
The market, now a weary traveler, is clinging to hope as RSI screams “oversold!” But don’t get too excited-altcoin season is still on vacation, sipping margaritas at 24/100. 🌴
Meanwhile, the crypto futures market is a ghost town. Open interest in ZEC and others collapsed like a soufflé. BTC’s OI? Down 2%, while ether’s barely holding on. It’s a tightrope walk with a net made of hope. 🕷️
The yen, now stronger than a superhero’s bicep, has hedge funds scrambling. “Borrow the yen, buy crypto” is the old game, but now it’s more like “borrow the yen, pray for a miracle.” 🙏
Derivatives? A rollercoaster. Put skews are stronger than a grizzly bear’s grip, and volatility is up faster than a caffeinated squirrel. 🐿️🔥
Altcoins? They’re the underdogs of the market, but even they can’t escape the storm. Zcash lost 20%-a bitter pill for its fans. 🍃
Yet, amid the chaos, a few tokens shine like stars in a storm. KAS and SKY are the David vs. Goliath heroes, up 29% and 17% respectively. 🦁✨
But the market’s on thin ice. If November’s lows fall, it’s a bear’s party. And the RSI? It’s screaming for a relief rally, but who’s listening? 🎤
In the end, the crypto world is a tale of two halves: one of panic, the other of stubborn hope. And the BOJ? Just another chapter in this wild, unpredictable story. 📖
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2025-12-01 17:01