Oh, dear reader! Behold, the stock of BitMine hath inched its way back, from a lowly $25.35 to a more respectable $40, as its Ethereum accumulation strategy continues, like a diligent ant gathering crumbs. 🐞💰
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BitMine’s stock shall rebound if Ethereum recovers, turning its $12.36 billion into $18 billion. A dream, yet plausible! 🌟
Unlike Michael Saylor’s strategy, BitMine plans to monetize via staking, yielding 2.9% annually. A modest $400 million, but a start! 🚀
BitMine stock price technical analysis 📈
The daily chart shows BitMine’s stock rebounded from $25.35 to $40. The Supertrend indicator flipped green-ah, a sign of further gains! 🌱
The RSI climbed from 28 to 55, a sign of momentum. Yet, who can trust the whims of charts? 🧭

Thus, the stock shall rise, bulls targeting $64.40. A lofty goal, but who knows? 🧙♂️
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