Xbox Game Pass December 2025: New Games & Departures

As usual, December’s new Xbox Game Pass games will include titles available to play from day one, but these will only be for subscribers with the Ultimate or PC plans. The standard Game Pass plans will still get plenty of games, though. Of the five games announced so far, only one appears to be coming to the basic ‘Essential’ tier, but we should hear about more options soon.

Bitcoin Selling? Strategy’s “Last Resort” Plan Explodes! 🚀

But mind you, this ain’t his morning coffee policy-it’s last-ditch heroics. “I wouldn’t want to be the clown sellin’ the family jewels,” he waved, “though let’s hope emotions don’t run wild when the market’s a hot-blooded coyote.” His game? Rake in capital when shares rise like a prairie fire and fatten up Bitcoin hoards per share. “When the gravy train derails, sellin’ a shingle here and there to keep the roast beef roarin’ is a sport shareholders can clink their root beer mugs to… unless dilution tastes like sawdust.” 🍺