Crypto’s $4 Billion Vanish Act: A Farce in Five Acts

Crypto outflows chart

The trading floors, once alive with the frenzied hum of activity, now echo with the silence of hesitation. The dips, those tantalizing sirens of opportunity, are left unheeded, as if the players have suddenly discovered a newfound wisdom-or perhaps merely a paralyzing fear. The market, that fickle prima donna, has taken a bow, and the audience, once so eager, now sits with arms crossed, skeptical.

Stripe Co-founder Warns: AI Bots Will Flood Commerce, Stablecoins Take Over

In a chat with Solid Intel, shared on X-because, of course, Twitter’s now X, let’s just pretend that makes sense-Collison let slip that AI agents from OpenAI, Anthropic, and Perplexity (remember those names, they might be in your dystopian future) are already using Stripe’s tools for commerce. So, while we’re out here manually approving payments, the robots are already busy making purchases.

Crypto Chaos: Delhi HC Tells Investors to Stop Whining, Go to Regular Courts

The investors, led by one Rana Handa, had poured ₹14.22 lakh into the crypto exchange Bitbns, only to find their funds locked tighter than a miser’s purse. Allegations of mismanagement and valuation inconsistencies flew like crows over a battlefield. Yet, the court, unmoved by their plight, ruled that crypto exchanges are mere private entities, not the “State” they so desperately wished to sue. Article 226, it seems, is not a magic wand for every grievance.