Oh, what a scrumptiously silly dance Bitcoin has been leading us in! 🕺💃 Just when you think it’s about to waltz past the $90,000 mark, it trips over its own feet and tumbles back down, as if the number were a giant, invisible “Keep Out!” sign. 🛑✨ And lo, it happened again on Monday, with BTC puffing its chest out to just over $90K, only to be smacked down like a naughty child reaching for the cookie jar. 🍪🤚
The altcoins, those faithful sidekicks, followed suit like a flock of sheep in a tornado. 🐑🌪️ Ethereum, the so-called “king of the alts,” wobbled above and below $3,000 faster than a child on a sugar rush. 🍭💨
BTC’s Never-Ending $90K Nightmare 😱
Behold, the chart of doom! 📉 It tells a tale of woe, a story of BTC’s repeated attempts to conquer the $90,000 fortress, only to be repelled like a knight with a rusty sword. ⚔️ Since December 16, it’s been rejected six times-six! That’s more failures than a Dahl character trying to outsmart the Twits. 🧠💥
Last week alone, it tried twice, poor thing. On Monday, it leaped to $90,500, but the bears roared, “Not today, sunshine!” and sent it tumbling south by $4,000. 🧸⬇️ Friday’s attempt was even more pathetic-it couldn’t even reach $90K before being shooed away like a fly at a picnic. 🪰🍇
Then came the sideways shuffle, with Bitcoin stuck between $87K and $88K, like a bored child in a waiting room. 🕰️🛋️ The bulls tried again today, pushing it to $90,400, but-surprise, surprise-it was another dead-cat bounce. 🐱💥 Back down to under $88K it went, its market cap sulking at $1.750 trillion, while its dominance over the alts hovered at a meager 57
Alts Join the Pity Party 🎉🤡
Ethereum, ever the loyal companion, followed BTC’s lead, briefly touching $3,050 before being slapped back to $2,960. 😭 BNB slumped to $856, and XRP fell below the dreaded $1.90 mark. 😱 On the bright side, SOL, ZEC, and DOGE managed a tiny green blip, while BCH took the biggest tumble-poor thing! 🍌🤕 CC, however, was the unexpected hero, jumping almost 4
The total crypto market cap played its own game of “up and down,” gaining and losing $70 billion in hours, settling back at $3.060 trillion. 🎢💸 What a circus! 🎪🤹♂️
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