Finance
What to know:
- Base is churning out creator coins faster than a deli churns out pastrami sandwiches 🍖-daily token mints even eclipsed Solana in August. Who knew blockchain could be so… productive?
- Base-native projects are feeling more ignored than a vegan at a BBQ joint 🔥. Zora’s the golden child now, and everyone else? Ghosted.
- Base still processes 10M+ transactions daily, but builders are packing their bags for Solana/Sui like it’s a divorce. 🏃♂️💔
Base’s obsession with creator coins-brought to you by Zora, the “it” NFT marketplace-is causing drama faster than a disputed HOA meeting. 🏘️
Apparently, “creator coins” are tokens for influencers, artists, or that one guy who tweets about crypto 24/7. Zora’s calling the shots, and onchain activity’s spiking. But at what cost?
Supporters call it “a cultural on-ramp to crypto.” Critics call it “a backroom deal with nepotism.” Let’s split the difference: it’s interesting. 🤷♂️
Meanwhile, X is melting down. Builders are screaming, “We built this network from the ground up, and now we’re invisible?!” One dev compared Base’s social team to a DMV worker: “If you’re not part of the ‘favored narrative,’ good luck getting a retweet. Or eye contact.” 👀
Jacek, the degen token guy, summed it up: “Base won’t even FOLLOW us on X. Solana’s CEO DM’d us within minutes. What’s the incentive to stay here? The weather?” 🌧️
Base’s still humming along, but if builders bolt, it’ll be a ghost town faster than Blockbuster in 2012. 📼
Will Base fix this mess? Maybe. But rival chains are already handing out welcome mats like candy on Halloween. 🎁👻
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2025-12-31 20:17