So, President Trump pops up and declares this colossal trade deal with Japan, right? He’s calling it “perhaps the largest Deal ever made.” I mean, come on… who doesn’t love a bit of hyperbole? It’s like a Hollywood blockbuster but with tariffs instead of explosions. What’s next? A sequel with Canada? 🎬
So, Japan’s gonna drop a cool $550 billion into the US, and they get slapped with 15% tariffs on imports. It’s like they’re being invited to a party, but they have to pay for their own drinks. And guess what? The yen is doing the happy dance, rising like it just won the lottery. Who knew currencies could celebrate? 💃🕺
Then, there’s the Philippines. Yes, the fourth trade deal—feels like Trump’s trying to collect all the countries like Pokémon cards. So, the US is going with 19% reciprocal tariffs on Filipino goods—hey, at least it’s a discount from the threatened 20%. Good ol’ bartering! Meanwhile, the Philippines are just like, “Sure! Open everything! We love imports!” I can only imagine their reaction. It’s like letting a kid loose in a candy store. 🍬
So there you have it. A whirlwind of deals and discounts, and I can’t help but wonder: if this is negotiating dominance, what does losing look like? A bunch of lawyers hashing it out over coffee and stale donuts? 🤔
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