Key takeaways (or should we say, key laugh-aways?): 😂
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July’s candle close might be XRP’s biggest encore ever! 🎉
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Above $3.03? Analysts say it’s a ticket to $7-$11, baby! 💸
XRP (XRP) is about to “pump harder than a Mel Brooks punchline” if it hits a record monthly close on Thursday, according to one market analyst who’s clearly been binge-watching *The Producers*. 🎬
In his latest analysis on X, Egrag Crypto (or should we call him Egrag *Comedy*?) declared $3.03 the magic number. 🧙♂️
XRP needs to close above $3.03—or else it’s “Springtime for Bitcoin” again! 🌸
Data from CryptoMoon Markets Pro and TradingView shows XRP/USD gaining 1% on Thursday, almost hitting monthly highs. Almost. Like almost winning a Tony Award. 🏆
To snag the highest monthly close ever, XRP must end July above $3.03—a feat last seen in January 2025, when we were all still laughing at *Spaceballs*. 🚀
The XRP/USD pair has flopped like a bad Broadway show at closing above this level in past cycles. But hey, this time could be different! Or not. 🤷♂️
“Closing above $3.03 would be like finally getting that standing ovation,” Egrag explained, probably while wearing a top hat. 🎩
“Touching the Chasm is my minimum target, but surpassing it? That’s where the real fun starts—or as I like to call it, *Blazing Saddles 2: Crypto Edition*!” 🐎
“The Chasm” is a resistance line so tough, it makes the Grand Canyon look like a pothole. Historically, touching it has triggered parabolic rises—like a Brooks comedy at the box office. 📈
Touching “The Chasm” could send XRP to $11, and surpassing it? $37, baby! That’s more than a *History of the World, Part 1* sequel—it’s a trilogy! 🤑
“XRP will pump hard today into the monthly close,” said Crypto Bitlord, who’s probably wearing a fake mustache while typing this. Adding, “$7 is just the opening act!” 🎤
Fellow analyst Cryptollica (or Cryptollica *Comedy*?) said XRP’s breakout targets $10. Because why stop at $7 when you can go for the laugh riot? 🤣
XRP 2w chart 🌙
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~10$— Cryptollica⚡️ (@Cryptollica) July 30, 2025
Some say consolidation will continue, like a never-ending Brooks monologue. Others fear selling pressure, citing profit-taking spiking harder than a *Young Frankenstein* joke. 🧟♂️
XRP aims for sixth straight green July—it’s the *Sixth Happy Crypto Month*!
Meanwhile, XRP is on track for its sixth “green” July in a row, according to CryptoRank. At 42%, July 2025 could be XRP’s third most successful seventh month ever. Or, as Brooks would say, “It’s good to be the king… of July!” 👑
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