Ethereum Shenanigans: Will It Hit $4,096 or Tumble to $3,525 in a Hilarious Rollercoaster? 🎢
Well, according to the renowned seers at Glassnode and their Cost Basis Distribution Heatmap (which, by the way, sounds like something out of a wizarding school for crypto), a significant clan of ETH investors who hoarded their coins around the vibrant $2,520 mark have begun to book their profits. This is evident from the fading red bands reminiscent of the dreaded early July—how they make the heart flutter! Despite this, an astonishing count of nearly 2 million ETH remains as unmoved as a cat in a sunbeam. Their findings daintily reveal three crisp insights: