Doge to Bear: “You Bore Me. Next.”
2026, you’re supposed to be the future! Flying cars! Robot butlers! Instead, we’re here watching Dogecoin hit lows it last saw in 2024. Like, seriously, Doge, did you time travel? And don’t even get me started on the rest of the crypto gang-they’re all nursing their losses like it’s a hangover that never ends.







