Ah, the glorious world of CoinDesk Indices, where numbers dance like drunken dwarves and the market’s mood swings make Granny Weatherwax look stable. Behold, the daily update, a tale of leaders, laggards, and the occasional financial faceplant.
The CoinDesk 20, that illustrious index of digital dreams and nightmares, is currently lounging at 1681.25, down 4.8% (-84.48) since 4 p.m. ET on Thursday. Yes, it’s taken a dive deeper than a troll in a swamp. And guess what? All 20 assets are trading lower. It’s like a party where everyone showed up in black and brought their own raincloud.
Leading the pack (or should we say, the slow shuffle) are BTC, down 2.8%, and BNB, down 2.9%. They’re like the slightly less soggy socks in a washing machine full of wet blankets. Meanwhile, ICP (-14.6%) and NEAR (-14.3%) are bringing up the rear, proving that sometimes, the only way is down. Or, as they say in Ankh-Morpork, “Even a fallen wizard has to land somewhere.”
The CoinDesk 20, a broad-based index traded on multiple platforms across the globe, continues to remind us that the only constant in life is change. And occasionally, a bit of financial chaos. But hey, at least it’s never boring. Unless you’re a golem. Then it’s just another day.
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2026-06-05 16:20