Ladies and gentlemen, Chainlink is having a midlife crisis! 🤯 For three days straight, LINK’s price has been dropping faster than a lead balloon in a hurricane. And guess what? It’s still stuck in a bear market so deep, even Winnie the Pooh would get lost. 🐻 But hey, don’t worry-there’s an ETF launching next week! Because, you know, ETFs fix everything… right? 😅
LINK reserves on exchanges are dropping like hot potatoes. From 275 million to 214 million, it’s a freefall that would make even Wile E. Coyote jealous. 🏃♂️💨 Nansen’s data shows demand is rising, probably because investors are hoarding LINK like toilet paper in 2020. 🧻
Oh, and Chainlink’s strategic reserves? Nearing 1 million tokens. Because clearly, they’re preparing for the apocalypse-or just another Tuesday in crypto. 🌍💥
Chainlink Technical Analysis: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bear
The weekly chart is a horror show. Chainlink has formed a head-and-shoulders pattern, which is crypto-talk for “things are about to get uglier than my grandma’s fruitcake.” 🎂 It’s sitting at a crucial support level, having crossed below the 100-week EMA and the Supertrend indicator. In short, the forecast is bearish, with targets at $10 and possibly $8-basically, the crypto equivalent of rock bottom. 🚀➡️🪦
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2025-11-29 13:10