Ah, behold the grand spectacle of CoinDesk Indices, where numbers dance like drunken Cossacks and fortunes vanish like a bureaucrat’s promises! 
In this absurdity
BTCBTC$69.108,42◢0,24%
Lo, the daily market update arrives, a tragicomic opera of leaders and laggards in the CoinDesk 20 Index. The index, once a proud stallion, now lies in the dust at 1968.37, a pitiful 3.4% lower (-69.59) since 4 p.m. ET on Monday. Oh, the humanity! Not a single asset dares to rise-a collective nosedive into the abyss of despair.
Behold the “leaders,” if one can call them that: CRO (-1.1%) and BCH (-2.1%), stumbling forward like drunks in a fog. And the laggards? APT (-5.5%) and ETH (-5.4%), plummeting with the grace of a sack of potatoes. A truly Gogol-esque farce, where even the numbers seem to weep.
The CoinDesk 20, that broad-based index traded on multiple platforms across the globe, now resembles a ghost ship adrift in a sea of red. Ah, the whimsy of it all!
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2026-02-10 17:53