El Salvador is playing the Bitcoin game like a pro, adding more to its national treasury while the IMF is sitting there like, “Uh, no you didn’t.” 🤷♂️
The country’s latest move just screams “we’re sticking to our Bitcoin policy” even though the world is side-eyeing its every move. Keep that coffee handy, this is about to get confusing. ☕
IMF Calls Out El Salvador’s Bitcoin Numbers – But Does Anyone Care?
So, on July 24th, El Salvador’s Bitcoin Office casually dropped a new purchase of 8 BTC, valued at around $948,392. Yeah, you read that right. They bought those coins at an average price of $118,549 each.
That brings the country’s total Bitcoin stash to a cool 6,248 BTC—worth roughly $740 million. I’m not saying they’re in the Bitcoin game to win, but they’re definitely playing it, you know? 💸
But wait, hold your horses, because the IMF came out with a “No, honey, they didn’t” statement, saying El Salvador hasn’t bought any new Bitcoin. They claim El Salvador is just shuffling coins between wallets, making it look like new acquisitions. Classic sleight of hand, right? 🧐

The IMF is all, “Stop trying to make ‘stacking’ happen,” saying these internal wallet transfers are being framed as fresh Bitcoin purchases, when in reality, nothing is really changing. Bummer, huh? 📉
Apparently, the Bitcoin wallet system doesn’t update in real time. So, while they’re moving coins around, it’s creating the illusion that El Salvador’s Bitcoin holdings are on the rise. 🕵️♂️
John Dennehy, who runs ‘My First Bitcoin’, also jumped in, calling the whole situation “misleading.” He says, “Stop pretending this is new Bitcoin; it’s just a fancy wallet shuffle.”
Another day, another Bitcoin transferred from an undisclosed govt controlled wallet to a public facing govt controlled wallet.
It’s misleading to present this as El Salvador stacking when in reality the total amount stays the same.
— John Dennehy (@jdennehy_writes) July 24, 2025
As for El Salvador? They’re keeping mum about the IMF’s statement. But they’re still touting their grand Bitcoin education programs. Apparently, high school students are learning about Bitcoin, civil servants are getting trained, and they’re even teaching tech-savvy young folks to get into the crypto game. Sounds like a solid plan—if you ignore the whole “shuffling coins” thing. 🙃
In the end, El Salvador is sticking to its guns on Bitcoin, but there’s still a lot of questions about transparency and whether they’re following international financial rules. Stay tuned, folks. The Bitcoin drama is only getting started. 🎭
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