Oh, how the numbers pirouette! In the frost-kissed quarter of 2025, Metaplanet’s Simon Gerovich-a man whose name rhymes with “oracle” but with less prophecy and more pocketbook-whispered sweet nothings to 4,279 BTC, spending a princely $451 million. Each Bitcoin, at $105,412, now rests like a gilded hummingbird in his crypto menagerie. With holdings ballooning to 35,102 BTC (a cost basis of $3.78 billion, or $107,606 per coin), one might say the market danced a 568.2% waltz in his favor this year. His Bitcoin Income business? A sardonic chuckle, generating ¥8.581 billion-enough to make Scrooge McDuck faint… if he had a yen account. And lo! The MARS plan lumbers onward, a corporate tortoise accumulating with the urgency of a sloth on espresso, securing Metaplanet’s throne among Bitcoin’s elite. All hail the kings of the blockchain kingdom! 👑💰🚀
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