You Won’t Believe Why Firedancer is Crashing on Solana’s Party! 🚀
Enter the heroic developer, Douglas Colkitt, a guy who used to play fancy stock market games with speed demons and now decides to take a leisurely stroll down the blockchain with his hybrid validator, Frankendancer. It’s like Dr. Frankenstein decided to throw a block party on Fogo, a Solana wannabe that’s all about cutting loose from the “you must be decentralized” demands. Who needs rules, right?