Saylor’s Bitcoin Obsession: 800,000 BTC and Counting?

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Behold, the crypto world was set ablaze this Sunday by the enigmatic Mr. Saylor, whose cryptic missive on X-accompanied by a peculiar orange dot chart and the ominous phrase “Think Even Bigger”-left the masses both awestruck and bewildered. One might wonder: is this a proclamation of triumph or a dare to the cosmos? The answer, it seems, lies in the shadows of strc.live, where the company’s Bitcoin hoard allegedly surpassed 800,000 coins, a number so colossal it could only be verified by a man with a penchant for arithmetic and a dash of madness.

As of mid-April, the officially confirmed Bitcoin balance stood at 780,897 coins-a figure so precise it could only be calculated by a man obsessed with order. Yet, between April 6 and 17, the firm’s activities resembled a drunken gambler’s spree, absorbing 26,377 BTC (a sum equivalent to $2 billion, which, one assumes, is a tidy sum for a man who once called Bitcoin “the future”).

Think Even ₿igger.

– Michael Saylor (@saylor) April 19, 2026

Thus, the market may soon witness an updated tally of 807,274 BTC, a number so grand it could make a saint weep with envy. One can only imagine the jubilation of Saylor, who, like a modern-day Dostoevsky, has traded faith for blockchain.

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With nearly 4% of all Bitcoin now under Saylor’s iron grip, the company has ascended to the throne of the world’s largest institutional Bitcoin holder-a title that, one suspects, comes with more stress than a Russian novel. How thrilling for the shareholders, who now bask in the glow of a $59.12 billion portfolio, balanced precariously on the edge of break-even, like a tightrope walker with a death wish.

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The company’s average cost per Bitcoin, a figure so meticulously tracked it rivals the obsession of a man counting his heartbeat, stands at $75,577. At this rate, Strategy teeters on the precipice of profitability, a feat as likely as a penguin learning to fly. Meanwhile, its stock (MSTR) has surged 29.45%, a climb so steep it might require a ladder-and, presumably, a few prayers.

With shares now at $166.52, the company’s financial acrobatics allow it to raise capital without diluting shareholders, a feat akin to juggling flaming torches while reciting Shakespeare. The use of perpetual preferred shares through STRC, meanwhile, is a masterstroke of corporate wizardry, ensuring that common shareholders remain blissfully unaware of their own diminishment.

If the current pace persists, the fabled 1,000,000 BTC milestone may arrive before the year’s end-a goal so audacious it could make even the most stoic investor weep into their coffee. One can only hope Saylor’s “Think Even Bigger” mantra doesn’t lead to a sudden obsession with, say, 10 million BTC. The world may not be ready.

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2026-04-19 18:11