Alright, folks, gather ‘round! Shiba Inu (SHIB) — the lovable mutt of meme coins — is trading at a whopping $0.000012. That’s a number so tiny you’d need a microscope… or the patience of a cat owner to care. But wait, don’t run away! There’s a plot twist: 12.61 trillion SHIB are locked up tighter than a Hollywood contract dispute. That’s spread across 56,000 wallets! (Talk about not putting all your bones in one basket!) According to IntoTheBlock, this “hoard” is acting like a bouncer at a nightclub: “No zeros get in!” 🐶🚷
This volume (imagine enough coins to turn Scrooge McDuck green with envy) is sitting right at breakeven. Almost everyone’s in the red — it’s like a crypto version of a DMV line: nobody’s happy, everyone’s stuck, but nobody’s leaving. That 1.29% of total supply? Heavy enough to keep SHIB glued in place. The diamond paws are holding the fort. For now.
As long as these wallets just stand there like confused extras, not buying, not selling—just waiting for catering—the price stays stuck in this narrow channel, begging for action. But! If anyone gets twitchy or the crowd pulls a single move for the exit? BAM! Suddenly we’re staring at “five zeros.” That’s right, one less decimal place and a lot more panic. Send in the clowns, the psychological anchors are about to get yanked! 🤡
This $0.000011 to $0.000012 range? It’s been around more than my mother-in-law at Thanksgiving—shows up in every chart (and the leftovers). March, April, summer reruns—no matter when you looked, SHIB was bouncing around here like rubber dogecoin. Recovery attempts, slow fades, hopes, dreams, heartbreak—it’s all happened here.
But now, as volume drops and the optimism is softer than my mattress after 30 years, everything’s different. This isn’t about “resistance” or “support.” This is about survival, baby! Either these holders keep sitting on their SHIB stashes, or we’re going full slide whistle down to the next price bracket. 🎺
If SHIB drops to a “five-zero” level? Forget charts—call your therapist. Sentiments will crash, psychological support melts like an ice cream cone in Arizona, and the downside opens up like a trapdoor in a Mel Brooks movie. Until then, that 12.61 trillion SHIB is the only thing plugging the hole. It’s enough to make you say, “It’s good to be the wallet!”
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2025-07-08 18:17