tag, which shouldn’t be repeated in the body. Images must stay in place. Plus, adding humor and emojis. First, the title. The original is “Dogecoin Faces Crucial Test on Market as Price Drops 62% in 2025”. To make it clickbaity and Molière-style, maybe something like “Ah, the Tragic Farce of Dogecoin: A Tail of 62% Despair and Celestial Charts!” That’s under 100 characters and has a humorous twist. Next, the body. The original text is factual, so I need to add satire. For example, referring to Dogecoin as “the illustrious Doge of Cryptocurrencies” and using phrases like “meme coins, those jesters of finance” to mock the situation. Emojis like 🐕💸 and 📉 can add humor. I need to ensure all images are retained. The existing tag should stay as is. Then, restructure the paragraphs with a more theatrical tone. For instance, instead of “Dog-themed cryptocurrency Dogecoin is facing a crucial test,” say “the illustrious Doge of Cryptocurrencies stands at the gallows of market judgment.” Also, check for Molière’s elements: irony, social commentary, and exaggerated characters. Maybe mock the traders and the Federal Reserve’s influence. Use sarcasm when mentioning “early signs of a sentiment shift” as if it’s a futile hope. Avoid using for the section header; the user didn’t mention headers, so maybe just bold text with if needed, but the example response uses , so perhaps it’s allowed. Wait, the user said “the title must be in tag. Retain all images on its places. Add some humor, sarcasm and emojis. The text: [original HTML with ].” So probably okay to keep the as in the original. Ensure all the data points are kept but phrased humorously. For example, “weeks-long sell-off that began in October with the liquidation of some $19 billion” becomes “weeks-long rout that commenced in October, wherein $19 billion vanished like a magician’s virtue.” Check for emojis placement. Use them sparingly but effectively, like 🐶💸 after mentioning Dogecoin’s price drop, or 🎭 when talking about the market’s tragicomedy. Finally, ensure the HTML is valid, no tags, no colors. Use , , as needed. Keep the title in without repeating it in the body. Review character count for the title. Make sure the response is entirely in HTML and meets all user specifications.End of Thought (16.62s) Ah, the Tragic Farce of Dogecoin: A Tail of 62% Despair and Celestial Charts! 🐶💸

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Behold, the illustrious Doge of Cryptocurrencies stands at the gallows of market judgment, its price squirming like a flea-bitten pup in a flea circus! 🐕💸

Per the sacred scrolls of CoinGecko (or as I call them, The Gospel According to the Digital Gold), Dogecoin has plummeted 62

Lo! On October 11th, a flash crash struck like a rogue harpsichord falling from the heavens, sending Dogecoin tumbling to $0.13. The coin, now down 16.39

Dogecoin now languishes in a range so stagnant, even the flies have left to seek greener pastures. Cryptocurrencies writhe in the aftermath of October’s Great Sell-Off, a weeks-long rout that commenced in October, wherein $19 billion vanished like a magician’s virtue. 🎩🐇

Traders, once bold as jesters, now cower like timid mice, too afraid to bet on a comeback. Yet whispers of hope flutter-nay, sneeze-into the air! 🤧

Crucible of Doom (or Whatever)

At press time, Dogecoin rose 0.03

Supply looms at $0.1260-$0.1264 like a pompous nobleman, while demand lurks in the $0.1208-$0.1220 shadows, plotting its escape. A break below $0.122 risks a tumble to $0.1280, while recovery demands a triumphant return above $0.133-nearly as likely as a cat joining a dog show. 🐱🏁

Time, that fickle harlot, betrays the bulls! Every rally is met with selling, as traders harvest profits like peasants fleeing a hailstorm. 🌧️💸

In 2026, all eyes turn to the Federal Reserve, whose rate decisions shall rain upon crypto like a chamber pot emptied from the Tower of London. 🏛️🚽

tags and no color styles. They also want a clickbait title under 100 characters in the

tag, which shouldn’t be repeated in the body. Images must stay in place. Plus, adding humor and emojis. </p> <p>First, the title. The original is “Dogecoin Faces Crucial Test on Market as Price Drops 62 <p>Next, the body. The original text is factual, so I need to add satire. For example, referring to Dogecoin as “the illustrious Doge of Cryptocurrencies” and using phrases like “meme coins, those jesters of finance” to mock the situation. Emojis like 🐕💸 and 📉 can add humor.</p> <p>I need to ensure all images are retained. The existing <img/> tag should stay as is. Then, restructure the paragraphs with a more theatrical tone. For instance, instead of “Dog-themed cryptocurrency Dogecoin is facing a crucial test,” say “the illustrious Doge of Cryptocurrencies stands at the gallows of market judgment.”</p> <p>Also, check for Molière’s elements: irony, social commentary, and exaggerated characters. Maybe mock the traders and the Federal Reserve’s influence. Use sarcasm when mentioning “early signs of a sentiment shift” as if it’s a futile hope.</p> <p>Avoid using </p> <h2> for the section header; the user didn’t mention headers, so maybe just bold text with <strong> if needed, but the example response uses </p> <h2>, so perhaps it’s allowed. Wait, the user said “the title must be in <title> tag. Retain all images on its places. Add some humor, sarcasm and emojis. The text: [original HTML with </p> <h2>].” So probably okay to keep the </p> <h2> as in the original.</p> <p>Ensure all the data points are kept but phrased humorously. For example, “weeks-long sell-off that began in October with the liquidation of some $19 billion” becomes “weeks-long rout that commenced in October, wherein $19 billion vanished like a magician’s virtue.”</p> <p>Check for emojis placement. Use them sparingly but effectively, like 🐶💸 after mentioning Dogecoin’s price drop, or 🎭 when talking about the market’s tragicomedy.</p> <p>Finally, ensure the HTML is valid, no tags, no colors. Use </p> <p>, <img/>, </p> <h2> as needed. Keep the title in <title> without repeating it in the body. Review character count for the title. Make sure the response is entirely in HTML and meets all user specifications.End of Thought (16.62s)<br /> <title>Ah, the Tragic Farce of Dogecoin: A Tail of 62

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