Tesla’s Q3 2025 earnings report, released on Wednesday, reveals that the company has not abandoned its Bitcoin holdings. This means that Tesla continues to hoard about 11,500 BTC, a sum so vast it could buy a small country-or at least a very fancy yacht. 🏴☠️💸
Tesla’s Earnings Report 📉
The new earnings report of Tesla shows that the company has not engaged in any sales or acquisitions during Q3. It reported $28.1 billion in revenue, which is like finding a gold coin in a pile of hay-surprising, but still just hay. 🐄💰
According to the report, gross margin improved to 18.1%, a figure so precise it makes your average accountant weep. Free cash flow rose 46% YoY, which is a number so high it could make a mathematician question their life choices. 🧮😩
Development of AI in Tesla 🤖
Tesla took the concept of Artificial Intelligence (AI) to the next level. In October 2025, it deployed ‘Full Self-Driving (FSD) version 14,’ which brings some significant improvements to its autonomous driving software and Rovotaxi service. This is a major leap towards unsupervised self-driving, expanding its reliability, safety, and real-world applications. 🚗✨
However, the operating income fell 40% YoY to $1.6 billion, resulting in a 5.8% operating margin for Q3 2025. AI and research with other developing projects were among the factors leading to this earnings decline. It’s like trying to juggle flaming chainsaws while riding a unicycle. 🪃🔥
Tesla’s Bitcoin Outlook 🧠
Tesla is one of the largest Bitcoin holders in the world. The company initially invested $1.5 billion in Bitcoin in 2021, but sold a significant amount the next year. In a recent exchange on X, the largest shareholder and CEO of Tesla, Elon Musk, expressed his trust in Bitcoin. 🤯
He said that, unlike fiat, Bitcoin cannot be faked or inflated by printing more. The energy is finite and can’t be fabricated, which gives Bitcoin the scarcity and credibility to attract more investors. It’s like saying a potato is the secret to immortality. 🥔✨
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