Well, folks, after a long 42-day nap, Washington has finally decided to wake up. Apparently, even the government couldn’t resist the financial fireworks happening outside their windows. 🙄
Meanwhile, in the land of digital coins, a mysterious Ethereum whale – no, not a giant fish, just a high-roller – has once again shown off its wealth with a neat little deposit of $120 million in USDT. Because what’s better than a whale? A whale that just keeps throwing money around, pretending it’s buying candy. 
Note that whale #66kETHBorrow, who’s already accumulated a staggering 385,718 ETH (~$1.33B), decided to borrow more from Aave and deposit it to Binance. Looks like he’s gearing up for even bigger purchases! 🐳💸
– Lookonchain (@lookonchain) November 13, 2025
Honestly, who needs a bank when you can just borrow from a protocol and stash your riches on Binance? Cheap loans, big dreams, and a sprinkle of chaos – that’s the crypto way! 😂
The big question is: will this whale’s drainpipe of money flood the markets or just cause a Splash! moment? Either way, ETH is dancing nice at $3,540, up by 2.9%. The market cap nearly hitting $430 billion – no big deal, just your usual Tuesday, right? 🤑
Washington Is Back in Business – Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Comeback? 🎭
After over six weeks of government silence, Congress finally decided to get back to work. Yes, folks, democracy is alive – and apparently, so is the US dollar. The bill to reopen the government passed with a narrow 222-209 vote. President Trump, being the punctual guy he is, signed it at 9:45 PM ET, probably to beat the clock or beat the boredom. 😴
🚨BREAKING: The longest government shutdown in history is over! Now, let’s hope they remember what they were supposed to do. 🎩
– Eleanor Terrett (@EleanorTerrett) November 13, 2025
This political revival is boosting the crypto market’s vibes. The total market cap has nudged up by 0.4% to a majestic $3.5 trillion. Traders, meanwhile, are throwing their hats in the ring with a 12% increase in daily volume – now surpassing $175 billion. It’s almost as if they’re celebrating with digital champagne. 🥂
Binance, the cool kid on the block, saw over $1 billion pouring into stablecoins. Looks like everyone’s preparing for some serious shopping sprees. If Bitcoin and Ethereum keep up their momentum, we might just see the market do a little happy dance. 💃
And not to forget, Bitcoin’s holding strong at $103,112 with a 1.6% volatility, and a market cap of $2.05 trillion. Just another day in paradise – or chaos. Either way, grab your popcorn; this crypto movie isn’t ending anytime soon. 🍿
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