Oh, what a time to be alive-or at least, what a time to be a stablecoin. YZi Labs, those ever-so-clever venture capitalists with more acronyms than a government agency, have decided to toss their chips into the pot with USD AI. Yes, you heard that right: a synthetic stablecoin protocol backed by computing resources, AI hardware, and enough network nodes to make a tech bro weep with joy. 😂
Of course, the exact amount of their investment remains as mysterious as the recipe for Coca-Cola or why anyone thought NFTs of rocks were a good idea. But let’s not let details get in the way of a good story. We do know that USD AI previously raised $13 million from investors like Framework Ventures, Dragonfly, Bullish, and Arbitrum-names that sound more like rejected prog-rock bands than financial powerhouses. 🎸💸
This latest infusion of capital (or “magic internet money,” depending on your level of cynicism) is meant to bolster USD AI’s grand vision: a yield-bearing stablecoin project that marries blockchain technology with AI infrastructure. Because apparently, we weren’t content with just one overhyped industry; now they’ve eloped and are planning to take over the world by 2025. How romantic. 💍🌐
Will this bold experiment succeed? Or will it collapse under the weight of its own ambition, like every other “revolutionary” crypto project that promised to change the world but ended up being slightly less useful than a chocolate teapot? Only time will tell-but until then, let’s all sit back and enjoy the show. 🍿✨
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2025-08-26 16:48