Is CleanCore’s DOGE Target Just a Coincidence? 🐶😂

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Oh, the idyllic tale of CleanCore Solutions, yea, those creators of aqueous ozone whimsy, have gallantly vaulted halfway to their grandiose target of one billion Dogecoins (!). In an industrious episode unfurling on yestermorn, they procured a staggering $130 million in mere tokens of DOGE.

In a proclamation that resonated through the airwaves on Thursday, Cleancore declared triumphant passage beyond the 500-million-DOGE milestone. Such a feat, born after a recent acquisition of 285.42 million DOGE on Monday, bolsters their audacious vow to amass a billion tokens within what one might euphemistically label a ‘short’ span of 30 days.

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“Crossing the 500 million DOGE threshold demonstrates the speed and scale at which ZONE is executing its treasury strategy,” announced Marco Margiotta, the Chief Investment Officer by title, though some wags might suggest CEO of King Canine by line. Indeed, he also presides over House of Doge, the Dogecoin Foundation’s enterprising arm.

Margiotta expounded further, with resolute aplomb, that their noble enterprise-to establish Dogecoin as a premier reserve asset-will harmonize with its finer purposes in payments, tokenization, and global remittances, not to mention ventures akin to staking. A veritable utopia of currency, one surmises.

CleanCore, by some miracle or conjured strategy, holds the illustrious title as the inaugural publicly traded enterprise blessed with a DOGE treasury, brought forth in sacred partnership with the Dogecoin Foundation and House of Doge.

On the 3rd of September, clandestine maneuvers unfolded as they planned to bring forth $175 million via private placement, funds to be deftly diverted toward DOGE accumulation. Oh, how their stock faltered by 60% post-announcement! Yet, fortune’s wheel spun anew, and by the 5th, their private placement was gloriously consummated.

The company’s recent DOGE pursuits seem as whimsical as they are strategic, coinciding with DOGE’s ascent of nearly 23% in a span of seven days as per CoinGecko.

CleanCore rallies 12% in after-hours trading

Shares of this august company (ZONE) drew to a close at $3.98 on Thursday, little more than a fleeting loss. But bear witness! The after-hours trading session saw [ZONE] surge by a lionhearted 11.81% to attain $4.45, according to the sacred texts of Google Finance.

And yet, amidst tumult and tumult’s aftermath, ZONE finds itself aloft by a magnificent 201.52% since the world’s turning point this year.

For the June quarter, they uttered proclamations of revenue swelling 26% in contrast with the year yore, though their net profit margin staggered marginally by 229%. Do grand designs of DOGE account for such trifles?

First DOGE ETF Lingers in the Realm of ‘To-Do’

Rex-Osprey Doge ETF (DOJE)-foolhardy dream of becoming the universe’s first DOGE-based exchange-traded vehicle-was embraced in expectation. Initially slated for launch on Thursday, this vision was gently postponed to Friday (as relayed by the erudite scribe Eric Balchunas).

On a Thursday missive across the lands of X, Balchunas intimated further deferral, with a nod toward an eventual reveal in the upcoming week. However, he dallied on speculation, jesting about the novelty of a Friday launch amidst a week festooned with non-events.

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2025-09-12 09:38